
* I'm usually a Christmas card fiend, but this year I've only sent out a few cards to friends and relatives. Unfortunately I ran out of time to send cards overseas but am working on a substitute.
* An advantage of the summer Christmas down under: shirts optional (see picture.)
* The advantage of last-week shopping: my credit card cutoff date is mid-month, so I will have another 30 days before I have to pay for any of these gifts.
* My favourite Christmas dessert is Xmas Pudding Ice Cream, with the added bonus that it's dead easy to make. Just soften a tub of vanilla ice-cream and add your choice of chopped dried fruits (I like to include some mango and apricot as well as the traditional sultanas etc), cherries, peel, toasted slivered almonds, some cinnamon and nutmeg, a dash of Baileys and Cointreau. Stir it all up. Refreeze. Enjoy.
* My favourite Christmas carol is O Holy Night, although I admit to a fondness for Little Drama Boy. What's your favourite?
* A Christmas joke, courtesy of the ever-fabulous
Trish Morey:
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by St. Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," St. Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle."
"You may enter the pearly gates," St. Peter replied.
The second man reached into his pockets and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
St. Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets, finally pulling out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter raised his eyebrows. "And just what do these represent?"
The man replied, "They're Carol's."
Boom-boom.Happy Christmas, my friends!
posted by Bronwyn Jameson @ 5:10 PM
