I'm hard at work on a book due all too soon. In the meantime, I'll post some amusing stuff that has tickled my funny bone recently. This is an extract from "The Irish Medical Dictionary". Corny, but fun.
Artery.........The study of paintings
Bacteria.......Back door to a cafeteria
Barium.........What doctors do when patients die
Benign.........What you be after you be eight
Caesarean Section..........A neighbourhood in Rome
Catscan........Searching for Kitty
Cauterize......Made eye contact with her
Coma...........A punctuation mark
Dilate.........To live long
Enema..........Not a friend
Fester.........Quicker than someone else
Fibula.........A small lie
Impotent.......Distinguished, well known
Labour pain....Getting hurt at work
Medical staff..A Doctor's cane
Morbid.........A higher offer
Nitrates.......Cheaper than day rates
Node...........I knew it
Outpatient.....A person who has fainted
Pelvis.........Second cousin to Elvis
Recovery room..Place to do upholstery
Rectum.........Nearly killed him
Secretion......Hiding something
Seizure........Roman emperor
Tablet.........A small table
Tumour.........One plus one more
Urine.. .......Opposite of you're out
2 x Condoms....To be sure, To be sure
Labels: fun stuff
posted by Bronwyn Jameson @ 7:55 AM
